We compiled a list of quotes that we heard around the recent Oppikoppi Music Festival and have turned it into a mini-photo series. We’ve got our review coming out soon and look for the BewilderBeasts of Oppikoppi, an incredible portrait series by Lourens.
‘This music is giving me cancer, I’m going to have a sit down.’
‘I put my dick through my ankle. That’s how fucked it is.’
‘Do you know where my dignity is?’
‘I need a license to twerk.’
‘Are you Pac Man? Cause I need someone to eat my balls.’
‘It’s colder than an Eskimo’s pussy.’
‘There’s nothing worse than old man penis.’
‘I lost my pjs.’
‘Look at that face, that’s the face of foetal alcohol syndrome.’
‘What is that accent? She sounds like she has rabies.’
‘What concerns me is that I woke up fully clothed, minus my bra.’
