We saw a hilarious post on Imgur about some of the things a festival medical team volunteer had heard and experienced while on the job. We’ve put down our favourite three, complete with commentary from Hardwyre, the author of the post. Click here to see the full post.

1

“Considering they’re latex.. then.. maybe? Wut? Hey, you know what isn’t vegan-friendly? Unexpected children!”

4

“This man would later go on to shit all over himself and everything he ever loved. Literally; it was soul wrenching.”

2

“She was such a pleasant shade of bright pink and had stopped sweating. Apparently she had drank nothing BUT beer for two days in 90 degree weather. On-site EMT team ran in three liters of saline on her.”

Click here to see the full post.

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